Take a Picture, it'll Last Longer

I genuinely wish I took more pictures of things. In high school I took a photography class and it was by far one of the most fun things I have ever done. We got to develop our own film in the dark room and everything. I loved it. On a side note, even more than taking the pictures, I love being in them. Any time I am with my older sister Kristyn (who loves taking pictures herself) I try and get in as many of hers as I can. I prefer to just make goofy faces, and she eats it up too so everyone wins. However, back to my photography rant. I love pictures, especially super creative ones or ones that capture a great image of nature or somebody's personality. At home I will flip through my parent's national geographic magazines just to see what gorgeous pictures people take (not the naked African natives either....pervs). I sometimes get bothered when somebody who has a $1000 camera just takes basic pictures and calls themselves a photographer. They lack talent and creativity. They just have good equipment is all. But I guess I can't hate them too much, because at least they are making the effort to go out and actually take pictures. I think I need to develop my love of it into a hobby and actually snap some shots.

Say Cheese!

Clepto

I was going to make this a facebook status, but I recently just posted something there and I didn't want to replace my status all too soon. Instead I decided to make a blog entry about it. This eventually will make it to facebook and maybe even twitter...who knows, the options are endless (not really, there is twitter and facebook and thats it.) Essentially I just wanted to openly admit that in that past I have stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. That's right, I straight up took a roll and ran with it. Here is the kicker; I don't feel bad about it, and frankly if a situation arose where I was out of toilet paper at my house and didn't want to fork over the funds to buy more, I would steal again! I used to do this at my old job almost once a week because my roommates would not take their turn buying a roll, so instead I was forced to steal. This is how Aladin felt when he stole an apple from the fruit merchant. I realize there are plenty of issues involved with this though, I feel the biggest issue is my willingness to use toilet paper of such low quality. Lets be honest, companies and government owned locations do not stock their stalls with Charmin Ultra Soft. No instead, its single ply, recycled, sandpaper-esque material. Step it up folks. This is 2012, Charmin should be standard.

Punch a celebrity in the face

Most of my posts come from situational humor. In this case, I would venture to say my post comes from situational loathing. There are certain "celebrities" that movie studios and television networks continue to give jobs to, but the world would be a lot better off if they just disappeared and were never seen nor heard form again. They are basically the celebrities you wish you could punch in the face if given the opportunity. Your list may differ from mine, and you may not agree with my entries, but that's because you are wrong. So without further ado, here is my list:
Queen Latifa
Beyonce
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Queen Latifa again
Leonardo Dicaprio
Paris Hilton
The entire Kardashian family, but specifically Kim Kardashian
Lindsey Lohan
And have I mentioned Queen Latifa?

I chose this picture because it follows my thought process, and has a cute picture of Emma Watson, my celebrity crush from 2011. There has been no celebrity crush of 2012 selected yet.