Making wishes

I feel a little bad about posting this, however, I am 90% sure that other people will share my sentiments. Often times when I see some idiot driving recklessly down the street, I think to myself, "I sincerely hope I see them pulled over later." And it really is a sweet moment when I actually do see them pulled over by a cop. I realize that I often speed as well, but I am in no way whizzing through traffic like I was in a race. And so maybe, I'm not ashamed to admit, I openly wish ill upon people who drive like idiots on the road.

Caught in the act

I can't say this will be an long post. However, I do a lot of dumb stuff at work. Most of which is to keep me entertained because sitting in a desk for 8 hours is very hard for me. That being said, I end up doing a lot of dumb stuff at work. EVERY TIME I start doing something weird, like shooting Nerf darts at people or riding my chair around the call floor, the project manager mysteriously appears out of no where. I guess its embarrassing. I don't plan on stopping, but really, it is uncanny how often he catches me doing something. Although, the odds are in his favor or turning the corner and seeing me playing around.