Clepto

I was going to make this a facebook status, but I recently just posted something there and I didn't want to replace my status all too soon. Instead I decided to make a blog entry about it. This eventually will make it to facebook and maybe even twitter...who knows, the options are endless (not really, there is twitter and facebook and thats it.) Essentially I just wanted to openly admit that in that past I have stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. That's right, I straight up took a roll and ran with it. Here is the kicker; I don't feel bad about it, and frankly if a situation arose where I was out of toilet paper at my house and didn't want to fork over the funds to buy more, I would steal again! I used to do this at my old job almost once a week because my roommates would not take their turn buying a roll, so instead I was forced to steal. This is how Aladin felt when he stole an apple from the fruit merchant. I realize there are plenty of issues involved with this though, I feel the biggest issue is my willingness to use toilet paper of such low quality. Lets be honest, companies and government owned locations do not stock their stalls with Charmin Ultra Soft. No instead, its single ply, recycled, sandpaper-esque material. Step it up folks. This is 2012, Charmin should be standard.